As much as Google would like to protest that they are not launching a gPhone because they wish to focus on The Open Handset Alliance and “Android“, we have found out that it’s actually because ‘gPhone’ is a terrible name for a phone product.

Everyone knows that the closer the first letter of somethings name is to the end of the alphabet, the cooler that thing will be as a result. Based on this scale the iPhone is clearly cooler than the gPhone. So all they need to do is call it the zGoogle or zPhone and they are onto a sure winner…. then again, the Zune starts with a ‘z’ and look where that is in the cool ratings!

In any case Google are sure to wow us with their upcoming tech, but lets just hope it doesn’t have as many holes in it as Open Social eh?

UPDATE: Seems that opensocial has been hacked again!

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